House of Jules II

My House away from the House (away from the house).

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These are two fundamentally different things.

When people—in real life or on the internet—suggest, "love yourself" as a place-holding solution or a substitute for loving someone else, it’s all I can do not to suggest in return, "go fuck yourself".

I already love myself, and that’s good, but it’s neither a place-holder or substitute for loving someone else, nor is it a substitute or place-holder for someone else loving me.

Filed under TT Truthful Tuesday Love

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Whenever I hear an Eddie Money song on the radio (which isn’t very often these days), I send a short recording of it to my GBFF Will—who loves E.Money—and then I say something stupid at the end of the clip (whatever comes to mind).
This morning was an early one and my voice cracked like a 12 year old boy because I hadn’t spoken out loud yet.
These are the things you endure when you’re friends with me. Eddie Money songs and early morning voice cracks.

Whenever I hear an Eddie Money song on the radio (which isn’t very often these days), I send a short recording of it to my GBFF Will—who loves E.Money—and then I say something stupid at the end of the clip (whatever comes to mind).

This morning was an early one and my voice cracked like a 12 year old boy because I hadn’t spoken out loud yet.

These are the things you endure when you’re friends with me. Eddie Money songs and early morning voice cracks.

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This is exactly the kind of thing I buy when I find out you’re having a baby, and because I’m a good friend, I will somehow resist the temptation to swan around your shower boasting that my gift was "Angus Young Baby Couture, commonly known as AY/BC*".
*Not actually a real thing, but imagining Angus Young designing baby onesies makes me laugh

This is exactly the kind of thing I buy when I find out you’re having a baby, and because I’m a good friend, I will somehow resist the temptation to swan around your shower boasting that my gift was "Angus Young Baby Couture, commonly known as AY/BC*".

*Not actually a real thing, but imagining Angus Young designing baby onesies makes me laugh

(Source: littlerockstore.com)

Filed under I hope Angus gets a cut of the sales from these things Best baby outfit ACDC Angus Young babies

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Quad, meaning four.

Me: Before I design it, I need to know if they want the die cut to be a parallelogram or a rhombus.

Him: They said they want a quadrilateral.

Me: Parallelograms and rhombuses are both quadrilaterals by definition, because they have four sides.

Him: I don’t know the difference.

Me: This is the day your 9th grade geometry teacher warned you about. You never thought it would get here, but it has.

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I’m leaving my bed to get ready for work right now only because I don’t have a good enough reason to stay in it.